Christmas – Snowman Poop
(use mini white marshmallows,
popcorn or white tic-tac mints)
hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop.”
(Use Chocolate covered raisins or similar looking candy)
woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call….
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
Those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of “Reindeer Poop.”
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking – you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”